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Lightly moisten a cotton ball, gauze pad, or piece of flannel with Evil Bone Water.
Or just spray on.



Apply Evil Bone Water to the affected area and either rub in or hold on the area for 2-90 minutes as a compress. 

Do not cover with plastic.

Allow to breathe



You should experience relief fairly quickly and a numbing effect for around
45 minutes.

Repeating 2-4x a day is ideal for most cases.



- Anything that is painful and needs to heal!

- Sports Injuries

- Joint Pain

- Spinal Pain

- Muscle & Ligament Pain

- Bruising

- Sprains

- Broken Bones

- Cuts & Insect Bites

*Evil Bone Water is intended for external application only. Do not drink! Eww!


"This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."

Evil Bone Water

  • Formulated by Saint Apothecary, these handmade, small batches use only imperial grade herbs, Everclear 190, and water to help solve your pain, healing, and skin problems instead of just temporary relief.

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